Further Proof that Meghan is Crazy

'Twas brillig, and the sltihy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious bandersnatch!"

He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Longtime the manxome foe he sought-
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.

And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal sword went snicker-snack!
And left it dead, and with its head,
He went galumphing back.

"And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!"
He chortled in his joy.

'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
-Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland

I'm feeling rather precocious at the present. My feet are just itching to be going somewhere important, and my brain doesn't want to focus, so I guess it's a good thing I don't have class today. I could do something entirely insane any moment now. Hopefully not something evil, but as we already know that I'm headed for hell... Just watch. Are you still watching? I'm dying to watch Garden State right now. Listening to the soundtrack isn't cutting it right now. Ah, I'm so ADHD. I'm just going to shut up now.